Don't you see the jest, Lord Varys?" Tyrion waved a hand at the shuttered windows, at all the sleeping city. "Storm's End has fallen and Stannis is coming with fire and steel and gods alone know what dark powers, and the good folk don't have Jamie to protect them, nor Robert nor Renly nor Rhaegar nor their precious Knight of Flower Game of Thrones mother of Snoopy shirt, hoodie, sweater and v-neck t-shirt. Only me, the one they hate." He laughed again. "The dwarf, the evil counsellor, the twisted little monkey demon. I'm all that stands between them and chaos.
