If you’re taking that long to drink an I tried to be a good girl but then the campfire was lit and there was beer shirt, or The Campfire was Lit and There was Beer shirt. I was thinking the same damn thing! My bottle never lasts long enough to need this…just finish it if you need your hands free. I would only use it to hold the next one. Did I think the same thing, babysitting a beer? Who does that? Drink it and move on to the next one. Some people like to enjoy alcohol and not gorge themselves like animals.
