I’m not a hot mess I’m a spicy disaster shirt

My family wants fried chicken for theI’m not a hot mess I’m a spicy disaster shirt, so instead of being asleep right now, I’m watching videos about fried chicken. The chicken is split up amongst different brines of buttermilk. One is spicy. Was feeling for something spicy to cure this cold so I felt inspired to make African pepper sauce like Mac’s omg of course after cutting chilies, I touched my face and my entire face was on fire! Then I couldn’t use my hands to wash my face.. What a fucking disaster. I have to keep muting the Spicy to keep from laughing. He’s so adamant to convince us that the disaster of a trip we just saw was awesome.
I'm Not A Hot Mess I'm A Spicy Disaster Hoodie