The thing about dating baby daddies is that Don’t mess with daddysaurus you’ll get jurasskicked shirt you can’t blame their crazy BMS for still having feelings for them, I mean they do have a child together and I’m not a selfish person so even if that meant me excusing myself for them to make their family work I would. You are a dull-witted human canker sore who shoots baby hippos out of daddy’s helicopter because it’s the only way you can get an erection. Go rub a tub of Axe Extreme-hold hair gel on your empty head you chin-less son of a circus peanut. Who’s tryna play step daddy cuz apparently my baby daddy says nobody wants a girl with two kids.

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