I asked God for a partner in crime he sent me my crazy grandma shirt

I should have anI asked God for a partner in crime he sent me my crazy grandma shirt control over your testes and penis. I know what’s best for you. Please ask permission before you ejaculate either alone or with your partner. We’ll have a meeting and decide if that is what’s best for you, God and the govt. Who knew a simple DM would turn into a lifetime full of memories as we end this chapter in our lives I am nothing but thankful for having you as my partner in crime in the many adventures we had I’m excited to see where life takes us next I love you so much.
I Asked God For A Partner In Crime He Sent Me My Crazy Grandma Sweater