Those Christmas lights, the Wine glass Christmas tree shirt, the gifts, that bum tag, the pajamas, the earring, your wide smile, the way you hold that wine glass, the tattoo on your wrist and my personal favorite, the floating heel. Muslim girls posting pictures of them kissing their white non-Muslim boyfriend under a Christmas tree with a wine glass in her hand saying, Alhamdulillah for this blessing got me shook. I gave you the Christmas tree wine glass marker because you were so much more patient and reasonable than me when we were putting up the tree. I was considering pitching it off the back deck.
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