He gave her candy like an I’m a grandpa and a New England Patriots fan which means I’m pretty much perfect shirt sweet old grandpa who paints stuff in his garage now, and when he inevitably dies we can all call him a true American patriot and hero because we have the memory of a goldfish. My great grandpa was a chemist that developed the fuel for the Patriot missile, and my dad tinkers on cars all the time. I’m carrying the male lineage. This thing where bush is like a liberal grandpa is making my head explode. I guess we’ve decided to forget the defense of marriage act, patriot act, invasion of Iraq, warrantless wiretapping.
