I gotta see the candy first then I get in the van I’m not stupid shirt

When you go to buy an I gotta see the candy first then I get in the van I’m not stupid shirt candy bar at the vending machine but see a cute guy there and so you have to now bypass the snack machine and go for the beverage machine and now you have a fuckin diet Snapple you have to finish. I don’t know yall. I feel like if I just had a very emotionally charged weekend because the world’s default is misogynoir, I prolly would not want to see racist cartoons featuring me retweeted all day. She’s a human being with feelings. You guys are absolutely insane with the amount of support and kind words you’ve given us over the past 3 days.
I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Hoodie